Also, the bread at resteraunts? Don't eat that. They let people like me touch that bread.


Dr. Steeve My name is Dr. Stephan Greene, a licensed M.D. for ten years at the Norman Institute for Research and Development of Treatments for Illness and Terminal Syndromes. N.I.R.D.T.I.T.S. for short. I totally made that up. I work directly under the tutelage of Dr. Tom P. Gazawak, current head of Research and all around super doctor. By the by, it turns out he was a werewolf. More on that later. On to the zombies! But first: As Tex is a male nurse, he feels it necessary to make sure everyone is aware of his manliness by also being freakishly huge. In thDr. Steeve


Necromancer Issue 1 One man, one zombie, and one as of yet lifeless golem wait in the fifth floor of a Harlem apartment that stretches to fifteen. The man is as white as milk, and his skin is as smooth as the day he was born. He can't be out of his twenties but his blond hair is already fading to white. He has the eyes of an old person as well, weary and alone. They betray his amused smile. He's wearing a pair of brown pants with a grey blue jacket that fits loosely around his small shoulders. The zombie is almost unrecognizable as such, excepNecromancer Issue 1


Death's Challenger"Alright I will," challenged the artist. "Seriously?" the angel raised an eyebrow in wry amusement. "Sure. What's he gonna do, kill me more than he's already planning to?" "I don't know, I've never seen him really give it the effort." "Huh. Wanna see if he can?" "You know, I kind of do." "Let's go then," the artist turned to the door and took a step before stopping. "Now, maybe you do know of a footpath of the afterlife but I don't, so how bout we take my way?" "Sounds good."Death's Challenger


RPG ParodySteady, now thats a good girl. Steady. Steeeaadddy Roger is taking aim at a target roughly two hundred yards away, it would be an easy shot if he hadnt taken a bet to do it without the scope. The enemy officer is moving about, shouting orders and generally just being someone whom nobody could like. Rog waits almost a minute for the officer to hold still for a second. Then, pow! You, sir, said Rog, Owe me fifty bucks. Seths wry smile says hes up to something, Yeah, but try to collect from a dead man. &RPG Parody


Top 10: Predictions for 2009Top 10 Predictions for 2009Top 10: Predictions for 2009
10. US Dollar collapses, new Skittles-based economy implemented.
9. DeviantArt and Google merge. Entire world embraces dA as a new paradigm for peace and love, and art appreciation soars. Wars cease and defense budgets are instead diverted to the act of creation, not destruction. Literature community is still ignored.
8. Honda introduces new plasma-powered hybrid car, solving both homeless and energy crises simultaneously.
7. Apple's next gen iPhone released. Weighs 4 pounds, has a full-sized keyboard, 14" LCD pan
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